Busy…

Here are some answers to the what and wheres of some of The 33King Network’s most exclusive clients aka the top bloggers!

Lance Dalgart - From what we know Dalgrat is somewhere in California engaged to the girl of his dreams…I don’t think they set a date yet, but when they do I hope I am invited. Rumor has it Lance has been working on the Skate Book project. The book is rad…still waiting on our copy. Check back to see where you can get your copy!

Solar Power Music- They are almost to bust to keep up with. I know she just opened for Ferry Corsten a few weeks ago and then there was tantra in Ybor…which we also missed. But the good news is that we have been invited to her next show in Tampa July 26, 2008 at Jackson’s somewhere in central Florida. So we will see you there…get the details here!

Westside Skate Shop- All I can say is it is what it is. And I say that with much respect. It has been a pleasure watching and being apart of the Westside familia…and long live the kings!

Rob Brink - Who is that? I have been asked that a few times following a compliment on my wardrobe. How do you adequately describe a person who does everything and is good at everything he does…one thing I know is that Mr. Brink is a hard worker with a passion for the industry and that is something exempt of hate which is rare in the SBindustreee. From one writer to another…this is a thanks for your support and the awesome product.

Kudos to all and all a good night!

As one gets older it is soon realized that the act of pernocation gets more difficult. Whether you are partying, studying for a test, or pulling an all-nighter for work(especially when you run an Internet Solutions Company). I noticed that when people stay up all night they tend to become very cranky and irritable and that can surely rub off on someone close to you. So as you can see in the image above, I have created my own solution to the annoying utterances in the room, the distractions per say. I have devised a Shhh stool also referred to as a please shut the f^&* up because I’m tired and I don’t want to hear you right now stool. I have to admit that to date it has worked wonderfully as a conversation piece which was not my intentions with it but it makes for a good laugh.

Anyone who is anybody can relate to this example:
It is 2:33 am on a Friday night and the bars have just closed and the boys from the bachelor party just showed up gearing up to get down. I like to call them the midnight marauders…they usually exemplify the following characteristics- loud boisterous voices, interrupters of conversation, yard urinators who let the dog out on accident, cigarette ash droppers, and the ones who actually pee in the toilet either leave the seat up or pee on it…gross!

And let it be noted that when the midnight marauders appear you should take the initiative to hide your “feel goods” in this case I am talking about my Coors Light. Before I knew it my last 2 beers were gone, mia…imagine that.

Let me take this blog post to another level if you may…It is not the sloppy piss or the ashes on the floor or even the suggestion of watching pornographic films that really urks me…it is all the shit talking that goes along with it. You can clean up the tangible messes with some Windex or some Lysol, no problem…but the shit talking becomes a permanent stain in this wardrobe of a life. A stain that can only be removed with a spray from the bottle of apology under the kitchen sink, if you know what I mean.

I try to keep the shit chat to a minimum…hence the “Shhh Stool”.

As you can imagine there are a manillion ways to use the Shhh stool aka “sacred stool of shut up”.

I am thinking of mass marketing them…I think they would sell. Let me know if you interested in buying one…I will customize it for you… just hit me up on myspace I mean my myspace.

Hey 33?

Signing out to “Strut” by Sheen Easton…hehehe

We all have our kerfuffles…

writer’s block has intruded…

Yahhh Yahhh Yahhh!

And the most valuable player award goes to Mr. Michael McNamee aka “McGuyver” of Lost Sheep Enterprises. I hereby declare you the MVP of the game. Your manifestation of consistent greatness and your drive for passion and success is rad. I hope ur behaving yourself in Georgia at the Monster Energy Supercross…don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…yahhh!

The new Team Hooters MX graphics are huge…no pun intended.

If you like these graphics you are gonna love the Bad Boy ones.

The best part - they are freshly available for purchase for the public.

Check em out at the Enjoy Online Store which we(the 33king network) proudly sponsor.

Tell them Madam Trixie sent you and he will throw in xtra stickers.

Now that’s “More than a mouthful”!

Someone please rescue me from myself…I have been writing in journals, on notebooks and legal pads, 3 laptops, and even sticky notes for about 10 years now and I think it is time to share my stories with the world. I have been so selfish lately with my writings that I even quit blogging…

Crazy is this manacle on my mind…

As some of y’all may know I have been working on a screenplay/script for quite some time now…and
I have reached a point where I need to move forward and share my ideas so that I can accomplish my ultimate goal which is writing a successful movie script…and ultimately winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

So I have asked around and done some research…and I decided that the best way is to post this blog entry and see what is to come of it.

Question?
How do I get a respectable agent?

How should this process work?

I also have 2 killer book ideas…

I have the ideas and the content…the question is who do I share it with?

These little piggies are going to town alright.

I wonder if they can make my cat Monti glow…so when he runs out the door at night when I am taking out the dogs I can catch his ass.

Monti Bad Cat!

Hehe

My experience of the local play “Full Monty” Coming soon…I got some great stories to tell about it…but first I

Goal 2 - To wrap up my movie script and find persons to help me execute my dream of writing/creating/developing a successful movie or show series.
There is no lack of ideas…perhaps a lack of cognitive time.

Goal 3 - Let God take control

Goal 4 - Get new friends

Goal 5 -
Goal 5 - Lose 15 pounds

Goal 6 - Work More

Never in a manillion years did I think that I would search for something on the web and not find what I was looking for. It is exciting and frustrating at the same time. It has become a temporary addiction, which resulted in 5 hours of research in one night alone.

Why am I looking for info on an old stove…because my Grandma has one and she wants to see what it is worth. Sounds easy enough, but it hasn’t been so far. I’m starting to think the rare 19th century Grand combination range made by The Cleveland Co-operative Stove Company that she has is more than vintage. I know the company existed and I know that maybe 2 other people wrote about having one…so what I want to know is what is this thing worth? I guess this is where the Antique Roadshow comes in…

If you know anything about this stove…leave me a comment!

Here is what I found:
Theodore Migchelbrink invented it and it was patented on June 17, 1924 - see actual patent pdf

Here is a manual

Pot scraper for it

My point is I was programmed to write MLA style for sooo long that I literally take too long to write because I get stuck reading and rewriting and moving and shaking all the sentences the goal is to achieve perfect…no thy PREFERRED structure. For those of you who are unable to interpret what I am saying - Im saying - I know how to do it right…writing that is…but sometimes I dont want to be right…and that doesnt make me wrong! So here it is on a broken glass sanded plate…not broken really just chipped around the edges…
Too much for you…you dont have to read this if you dont want to…but I dont know why you wouldn’t? ~rhetoric

My chipped writing plate - I am fascinated with creative writing/writers…it is not soo much the content…Im interested in…because we all got sumthin to say about the same old somethings and nothings and truthfully…I am feelin like I heard it all already. blah blah blah - (not everything…im referring to particular channels of communication - tv, media, news, credit card statments, speeches, commercials, spam, and sometimes people.(if ur reading this is not u)!

This is just my opinion…and if you made it down to this sentence then…you got to know this.

WHAT YOU JUST READ~THE STUFF UP THERE~IS EXACTLY THE CREATIVE WRITING I ENJOY

There is nothing right about any of it…but I do know that it is fun to write, fun to read(is for me hopefully yall too) -

**WARNING**
non-critical thinking is required when reading this post/blog. you may be required to THINK about the words as you read them…possible side effects/affects?(do u know which spelling goes here? i do - look it up here if u forgot and care)
They are: undetermined at this time

Slow Reading may occur………….

If you don’t like anything you have read here…then maybe comeback another day and read it again…

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IT IS THE SAME AS ASKING “SAMANTHA WHO?” YOU WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW AS LONG AS YOU KEEP ASKING…

but I get my everywhich way of you know…for example… how regular people think drugs like Myspace can be classifed sometimes in the genus group “mindus rapest” that

That is the question…by God…we need some answers here…for goodness sake. Good luck with that one…if this gal Samantha can’t remember who she is or was…does she really think she can find out by asking people what for there perceptionwhitchMuch like the character in abc’s new pilot “Samantha who?”, The trickyness of the “Samantha Who?” question is it is that the answers are all different because Samantha, by the grace of

THIS IS NOT DONE AT ALL!

MY FAVORITE WRITER TODAY IS CLYDE SINGLETON…HANDS DOWN…