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Oh where, oh where have are clients gone…oh where, oh where could they be?

Busy…

Here are some answers to the what and wheres of some of The 33King Network’s most exclusive clients aka the top bloggers!

Lance Dalgart - From what we know Dalgrat is somewhere in California engaged to the girl of his dreams…I don’t think they set a date yet, but when they do I hope I am invited. Rumor has it Lance has been working on the Skate Book project. The book is rad…still waiting on our copy. Check back to see where you can get your copy!

Solar Power Music- They are almost to bust to keep up with. I know she just opened for Ferry Corsten a few weeks ago and then there was tantra in Ybor…which we also missed. But the good news is that we have been invited to her next show in Tampa July 26, 2008 at Jackson’s somewhere in central Florida. So we will see you there…get the details here!

Westside Skate Shop- All I can say is it is what it is. And I say that with much respect. It has been a pleasure watching and being apart of the Westside familia…and long live the kings!

Rob Brink - Who is that? I have been asked that a few times following a compliment on my wardrobe. How do you adequately describe a person who does everything and is good at everything he does…one thing I know is that Mr. Brink is a hard worker with a passion for the industry and that is something exempt of hate which is rare in the SBindustreee. From one writer to another…this is a thanks for your support and the awesome product.

Kudos to all and all a good night!

As one gets older it is soon realized that the act of pernocation gets more difficult. Whether you are partying, studying for a test, or pulling an all-nighter for work(especially when you run an Internet Solutions Company). I noticed that when people stay up all night they tend to become very cranky and irritable and that can surely rub off on someone close to you. So as you can see in the image above, I have created my own solution to the annoying utterances in the room, the distractions per say. I have devised a Shhh stool also referred to as a please shut the f^&* up because I’m tired and I don’t want to hear you right now stool. I have to admit that to date it has worked wonderfully as a conversation piece which was not my intentions with it but it makes for a good laugh.

Anyone who is anybody can relate to this example:
It is 2:33 am on a Friday night and the bars have just closed and the boys from the bachelor party just showed up gearing up to get down. I like to call them the midnight marauders…they usually exemplify the following characteristics- loud boisterous voices, interrupters of conversation, yard urinators who let the dog out on accident, cigarette ash droppers, and the ones who actually pee in the toilet either leave the seat up or pee on it…gross!

And let it be noted that when the midnight marauders appear you should take the initiative to hide your “feel goods” in this case I am talking about my Coors Light. Before I knew it my last 2 beers were gone, mia…imagine that.

Let me take this blog post to another level if you may…It is not the sloppy piss or the ashes on the floor or even the suggestion of watching pornographic films that really urks me…it is all the shit talking that goes along with it. You can clean up the tangible messes with some Windex or some Lysol, no problem…but the shit talking becomes a permanent stain in this wardrobe of a life. A stain that can only be removed with a spray from the bottle of apology under the kitchen sink, if you know what I mean.

I try to keep the shit chat to a minimum…hence the “Shhh Stool”.

As you can imagine there are a manillion ways to use the Shhh stool aka “sacred stool of shut up”.

I am thinking of mass marketing them…I think they would sell. Let me know if you interested in buying one…I will customize it for you… just hit me up on myspace I mean my myspace.

Hey 33?

Signing out to “Strut” by Sheen Easton…hehehe

Nah but these sure do…see glowing pigs here.

These little piggies are going to town alright.

I wonder if they can make my cat Monti glow…so when he runs out the door at night when I am taking out the dogs I can catch his ass.

Monti Bad Cat!

Hehe

My experience of the local play “Full Monty” Coming soon…I got some great stories to tell about it…but first I

I changed yesterday’s post retarded mispelled backwards nonsense title to one that is relatively on point with some order…and yes I know i mispelled skateboarding.
I did it on purpose …i actually enjoy misspelliing words on me blogs sometimes…i find it mindfully stimulating, as a descriptionist and i am all about new words…someone has to do it……spelling words incorrectly is only fun when u actually know the real spelling anyways…and that type of critical thinking is just plain naughty.

You know there is actually a sign on a building in down town Tarpon Springs, FL that says “SKATEBORDING NOT ALLOWED HERE”.

The best part
The word “BORD” is undefined in the english dictionary…which is really interesting…you see the word originated in Sweden and anglicization resulted in the word “smorgasbord“.

Bord in Swedish means table or a piece of sawed lumber and we are talking 16th century verbage.

WOW- Skateboarders u may want to check this out…
The word “BOARD” - has alot of different meaning and skateboard aint in it go look.

This may be skateboardingsucks material here…some dude on the urban dictionary website defined bord as the slang term for Freebording which is a skateboard with training wheels that is supposed to make u feel like ur snowboarding…

So here me out…Ya’ll skateborders have been ridin your skatebords not your skatebourds or skateboards…

I know cause I am Swedish…

The skateboard circus is coming to town and you don’t want to miss it. The Skate Park Of Tampa Bay aka “SPOT” is putting up the tent and celebrating the 13th annual Tampa Pro contest and you better get your tickets to this gunshow before they sell out.
When:
Friday-Saturday-Sunday
March 16 17 18, 2007

I don’t know what is more exciting the parking lot, the tampa pro moat race, the free redbull…lets not forget about the stickers.

I can’t hardly wait…its gonna be more fun then chinese acrobats and dancing bears…

I wonder who will have the biggest banner…Walmart or Nike…I sure would like a pair of nike skate boarding shoes aka “nike SB”. I bet they double as an awesome aerobics shoe too.

Rumor has it Rob Dyrdek and Mr. Boykin aka Big Black from MTV’s “Rob and Big” may make an appearance…I hope they bring Meatbag…

Why everyone else will be trying to figure out what color nike sb’s to wear i’ll be wearin these hopefully.

Brink and Lance see u soon…

Piff coming?

Don’t you hate when u have nothing really exciting to write about. Actually I take that back…there are a few things that put me over the edge this weekend, such as:
-Getting my laptop battery cord back after its week long trip to Miami in a trunk
-Going out the boat with my mom and best friend Jennifer and breaking the cotter pin running into rocks at Green Key Beach and then Jennifer throwing anchor when it wasn’t attached to the rope…in like 3 feet of water and then being rescued by a local politicians family member who kept insisting we get trade a “tow for a joint”. - We were “Girls Gone Green Key”. The only pictures we have from our excursion is from the dude on the beach with his black and white camera. Whene he wasn’t taking pictures of his grandpa’s hats in the sunset he was snapping pics of me drinking Ten High Kentucky Bourbon from the bottle…NICE!

What else happened over the weekend…huh?
-Clyde Singleton MC’d the Goofy vs. Regular foot contest in cali and I hear Sole Tech Team won Gold
-I made Steak Samwhiches that were really good
-I painted pumpkins

Well as I said ” Nothing To write about”!

I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!

Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.

I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us

and um…

I will pick up on the rest later..

I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.

I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers

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