Nah but these sure do…see glowing pigs here.
These little piggies are going to town alright.
I wonder if they can make my cat Monti glow…so when he runs out the door at night when I am taking out the dogs I can catch his ass.
Monti Bad Cat!
Hehe
My experience of the local play “Full Monty” Coming soon…I got some great stories to tell about it…but first I
I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!
Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.
I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us
and um…
I will pick up on the rest later..
I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.
I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers
Does anyone know specifically what this document is? eh?
I apologize for the picture quality, but regretfully I have to admit that we have lost our camera charger AGAIN…so until we order another Canon Camera charger…I will be taking shots with my Cingular 8125.
So the story goes-
I was standing in line at a local 7-eleven and this 711 was no joke…it was sooo busy…it was like the place to be. So lucky me gets there at shift change(10:00pm E.T-5) and I am like…the 6th or 7th person in line…and I was totally considering if ~I should stay or should I go?~
However annoying the situation may have been I found it quite entertaining…so I stayed.
The 2 guys at the check out were blatantly high on God’s weeds and made me giggle for the following reasons:
-It was 10:00 pm and they had sunglasses on(which is a characteristic of those whom reside in the sunshine state)
-Forgot to remember what gas pump # they were at(I woulda forgot too considering there were like 16 pumps)
The dude in front of me had 1 thing…the absolute worst thing to have in a line that long…can u guess what that item is? a bag of ICE…
As I stood in line for what was approximately 4-6 minutes, i proceeded to take on my Care Bear Character - Cheer Bear!
…So I am waiting patiently in line for my turn and enjoying the oppurtunity to peruse the shelves near checkout, meanwhile I have a pack of pink orbit gum, a perrier and some napkins in my hand and a 711 orange slurpy straw stuck in the right side my hat. Which as you can see, I can entertain myself…but sometimes it nice to share.
So I say the fellow holding the bag of ice…”You know you may have to exchange that bag for another by the time we get there” and I was serious, which made it even funnier.
He laughed and then that’s when I saw it…
Care Bears Bubble Toons Blue Rasberry Picture Gum by American Greetings and Flix Candy!!!!!
AMAZING or at least I thought so…it had me at hello…if you know what I mean?
Before I knew it I was lured by the Funshine and Share Bear and believe it or not…the gum is really good tasting and lasts…
Beware - there may be postive side effects
Sooooo BEARWARE! you know what I mean? beware…anyways
I may even order myself a 12 pack!
Clint sent me the link to this site called House33 Daily and it’s cool as shit. Love the style, the concept, the art. So go look at it…Their online store isn’t up yet maybe The 33King Network can help them with that. And if you order anything tell them madamtrixie sent u.
