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Are you one of those people who says stoopid stuff all the time? By stupid I am referring to #1-4 in the previous link…if u didn’t click on it I would suggest you do that now…
Well if you are you probably don’t know you are or you know you r and don’t care…
Let it be known that stoopid is not funny…funny is funny…like funny is not stupid.
For example Jackass 2 was repulsively funny.

A great example of something stoopid is (insert name here).

Here’s one method I have developed for personally dealing with stoopid people:
I write their names in my 1989 Websters New World Third Edition Dictionary under what ever adjective(such as STUPID) they may epitomize. Why? because:
it makes me feel better
writing it beats the heck out of verbalizing it
and one day my 1989 Websters dictionary will be history, something that will either be passed down from generation to generation or be sold at a yard sale for $33.00. But who knows and who really wants to think that far ahead…not me…I prefer to live in the NOW…thnx

I have found this method most satisfying…because I have learned that telling stoopid people they are stoopid is just STOOPID~

So the moral of the story is…
There are a manillion people in the world for which we communicate with a % of them daily…Those people either like u for who u really are or they don’t…and my theory is and I quote ” If you don’t like me then move on because there are a manillion other people for you to like”
It’s really that simple…it’s amazing!

So what makes a person stoopid? their intentions perhaps…I haven’t come to a concrete conclusion yet…but i will continue to use the scientific method on this…….HA

As far as I know noone stoopid reads my shit…but one can only wish..

For once someone please feel free to comment on here and tell me something you find stoopid!

now i have to find a picture of stoopid for this post…hahaha better hope its not you…see that’s funny!

“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.”
- Quentin Crisp

I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!

Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.

I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us

and um…

I will pick up on the rest later..

I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.

I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers

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I apologize for the picture quality, but regretfully I have to admit that we have lost our camera charger AGAIN…so until we order another Canon Camera charger…I will be taking shots with my Cingular 8125.

So the story goes-
I was standing in line at a local 7-eleven and this 711 was no joke…it was sooo busy…it was like the place to be. So lucky me gets there at shift change(10:00pm E.T-5) and I am like…the 6th or 7th person in line…and I was totally considering if ~I should stay or should I go?~
However annoying the situation may have been I found it quite entertaining…so I stayed.

The 2 guys at the check out were blatantly high on God’s weeds and made me giggle for the following reasons:
-It was 10:00 pm and they had sunglasses on(which is a characteristic of those whom reside in the sunshine state)
-Forgot to remember what gas pump # they were at(I woulda forgot too considering there were like 16 pumps)

The dude in front of me had 1 thing…the absolute worst thing to have in a line that long…can u guess what that item is? a bag of ICE…
As I stood in line for what was approximately 4-6 minutes, i proceeded to take on my Care Bear Character - Cheer Bear!
…So I am waiting patiently in line for my turn and enjoying the oppurtunity to peruse the shelves near checkout, meanwhile I have a pack of pink orbit gum, a perrier and some napkins in my hand and a 711 orange slurpy straw stuck in the right side my hat. Which as you can see, I can entertain myself…but sometimes it nice to share.
So I say the fellow holding the bag of ice…”You know you may have to exchange that bag for another by the time we get there” and I was serious, which made it even funnier.
He laughed and then that’s when I saw it…
Care Bears Bubble Toons Blue Rasberry Picture Gum by American Greetings and Flix Candy!!!!!
AMAZING or at least I thought so…it had me at hello…if you know what I mean?

Before I knew it I was lured by the Funshine and Share Bear and believe it or not…the gum is really good tasting and lasts…
Beware - there may be postive side effects

Sooooo BEARWARE! you know what I mean? beware…anyways

I may even order myself a 12 pack!

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Do you ever feel like when your talking noone listens? Can anyone relate to this? I mean after awhile…it gets annoying…and I think ~why should I even talk is noone listens~ They may hear me…and you know what is the most annoying…when people try to finish your sentence or thought by process of interuption and insist that they KNOW.
Here’s my problem with that:
~HOW DO YOU KNOW WTF I AM SAYING IF I HAVEN’T HAD THE OPPURTUNITY TO SAY IT~
That’s amazing…Here is the question:
Do you really know what I am thinking? Really?
No, you don’t…you may think you do based on your accumalitive reasoning thought process or your perceptual experience of me.
As humans we have been blessed with the ability to consider and react which differentiates due to the fact that we all as individual souls, with individual thoughts as a byproduct of our experiences…so…simply stated ~what you think and your reality or perception of life experiences and your ability to interpret and remember is and always will be different…as it is now, was in the beginning, and ever shall be…

I am not sure that the world is ready for my paradigms
…so it is my secret until then…
…

“thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven” - GOD

~your kingdom(heaven aka eternal hapiness) will ultimatley come…when your shit is done(your life purpose fulfilled) on this earth…as you were once instructed in heaven.~

What does it take to get get “Thy Done”?
Humility
Confidence
Positive Influence

*My writings represent my beliefs, thoughts, therories from my personal experiences in ~my game of life~ and I don’t want to come off as preaching…
My blog is mine…and this is where I choose to write my thoughts…and “Thy will be done”

In my opinion the definition of the word “religion” is obsolete and widely misunderstood; furthermore, causing great wordly turmoil.

Hate to be the one to say it…but there will always be Good vs Evil…and thank God as of now…there is more good than evil…so there is hope!

I will let you in a little secret…there is this little thing called Karma that is capable of replacing revenge and even thou it takes a little longer to see(hence the term - patience is a virtue), it’s not as instantly gratifying as revenge…but overall…the resulting satisfaction of karma is much more satisfying…and the best part of karma is you didn’t handle it…someone else saw to it!

The Secret Word of The Day - (swotd) is Amazing
The descriptionist word “amazing” is an adjective…that means that your perception and my perception of “shit” that is “amazing” is coherently different. In laymens terms - What you think is amazing is not necessarily what I think is amazing.

No matter who you are or where you are from…one thing remains the same and that one thing is - We are decendants of the human species and the most important commonality among us is - we all live on this interthing aka a planet called “Earth“.

I guess what I am trying to say is don’t believe all the brouhaha you hear or see in the biased media and maybe start thinking for yourself…
A good friend shared an aphorism with me once. Her name is Linda K. and she once said to me “Girl, you gotta row your own boat, aint noone gonna row it for you.”

My advice to myself(and you) is: Try to remember how amazing you are and how amazing your Earth is!

Is this shit amazing or what?
Mouse Rides Frog in India Monsoon
Rainbow Caught on Fire
Cat Chases Bear Up Tree
Rare Rhinoceros Spotted in Borneo Jungle (Why is it spelled rhinceros and not rhinosaurus?)
Feline Sea God with Octopus like Tentacles
Baby Bats Babble Like Human Infants

Thanks to National Geographic

Tomorrow’s SWOTD is - descriptionist
One who describes

What is Sam-e?
Sam-e is short for S-adenosyl-L-methionine which is:
“SAM-e is an acronym for S-adenosyl-L-methionine, a natural compound found in every human cell and involved in over 35 biochemical processes in the body. Clinical research findings, as demonstrated in this Evidence Report summary, support SAM-e’s ability to relieve depression and osteoarthritis joint pain, as well as promoting liver health. SAM-e was officially introduced into the U.S. as a dietary supplement in 1998.”

Here’s Some articles relavant-
Government Report on Sam-e
SAM-e: Help Through Life’s Ups and Downs
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Sam-e SMILES
Depict Sam-e:
Interactive depiction of SMILES

Further Breakdown

Just heard the news:
Steve Irwin aka “The Crocodile Hunter” from the Animal Planet has left us…

The 33King Network’s Prayers are with you and your Family!…He will be missed!

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The Secret Word of The Day - (swotd) is dream

There are many theories about where, why, and what inspires dreams. I am a dreamer…and what I mean by that is I like to sleep because usually my dreams are way more exciting than my life…I’m not saying my life is boring…but the redundancy of awake life gets annoying sometimes. I am one of those who NEED change in my life…and the more change that occurs, the happier I become. (of course prefer positive change over negative change…but can’t have one without the other that’s why I came up with the analogy - “life is a rollercoaster on a highway” - There will be ups and downs, thrills and chills, emotions dominate us from start to finish, there is a beginning and an end…but remember this, rollercoasters symbolize or represent FUN and most importantly you are givin the oppurtunity to build your own…it just takes a little thought…and then the action begins…So strap on your seat belt or in my case put your helmet on pray for the best and the opportunity to ride again sometime!

I dream in color and 75% of the time when I awake I can remember my dreams down to the smallest details and I can recall how I felt in my dream…I can still recall probably 20% of my dreams and have recently started to record them. I used to own one of those dream dictionaries, but to be honest I’m glad I lost it because I don’t believe that someone can tell me what my dreams symbolize…I mean come’on…show me some statistics on that!

My theory on DREAMS:
From personal experience I believe that when you sleep(rem stage) your brain is processing your memories from your awake time…makes sense to me…I have experienced it and seen enough of it to come to the conclusion that the longer one stays awake for longer than 12 hours the more significant the decrease in their brain function becomes. So in summary, when u sleep your brain processes your memories…and when u wake up u start all over again. That explains why your eyeballs move…there’s some crazy shit going on. And the fun part is when u wake up, and if you remember your dream(s) think about what you did yesterday and see if there’s any association if not than maybe it’s “What Dreams May Come”.

How to dream better
I noticed that everytime I eat carrots close to bedtime my dreams are more vivid. So I know eat carrots every night before I lay the down to sleep. Let me know if it works for you…consider this a social psychological experiment…

Inspired by Pee-Wee’s Playhouse now rerunning on The Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, I decided to blog my own “Secret Word of the Day”.
Here’s what I have so far…

08/25/2006
Today’s secret word is:
Manillion - (adj or noun) [man-il-yuhn]
A wholelotta, a great deal…
-I have a manillion things to do today.

Pee Wee Herman is sooo rad he has his own Nike line coming soon according to NiceKicks.

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