September 24th, 2006
Samuel Longhorn “Sam” Clemens and Mark Twain Wild N’ Out
I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!
Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.
I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us
and um…
I will pick up on the rest later..
I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.
I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers
Does anyone know specifically what this document is? eh?
