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As one gets older it is soon realized that the act of pernocation gets more difficult. Whether you are partying, studying for a test, or pulling an all-nighter for work(especially when you run an Internet Solutions Company). I noticed that when people stay up all night they tend to become very cranky and irritable and that can surely rub off on someone close to you. So as you can see in the image above, I have created my own solution to the annoying utterances in the room, the distractions per say. I have devised a Shhh stool also referred to as a please shut the f^&* up because I’m tired and I don’t want to hear you right now stool. I have to admit that to date it has worked wonderfully as a conversation piece which was not my intentions with it but it makes for a good laugh.

Anyone who is anybody can relate to this example:
It is 2:33 am on a Friday night and the bars have just closed and the boys from the bachelor party just showed up gearing up to get down. I like to call them the midnight marauders…they usually exemplify the following characteristics- loud boisterous voices, interrupters of conversation, yard urinators who let the dog out on accident, cigarette ash droppers, and the ones who actually pee in the toilet either leave the seat up or pee on it…gross!

And let it be noted that when the midnight marauders appear you should take the initiative to hide your “feel goods” in this case I am talking about my Coors Light. Before I knew it my last 2 beers were gone, mia…imagine that.

Let me take this blog post to another level if you may…It is not the sloppy piss or the ashes on the floor or even the suggestion of watching pornographic films that really urks me…it is all the shit talking that goes along with it. You can clean up the tangible messes with some Windex or some Lysol, no problem…but the shit talking becomes a permanent stain in this wardrobe of a life. A stain that can only be removed with a spray from the bottle of apology under the kitchen sink, if you know what I mean.

I try to keep the shit chat to a minimum…hence the “Shhh Stool”.

As you can imagine there are a manillion ways to use the Shhh stool aka “sacred stool of shut up”.

I am thinking of mass marketing them…I think they would sell. Let me know if you interested in buying one…I will customize it for you… just hit me up on myspace I mean my myspace.

Hey 33?

Signing out to “Strut” by Sheen Easton…hehehe

Ok…I’m gonna type it as i see it and not hit backspace anymore on this keyboard today…because sometimes backspace is really really bad for me…like bad bad and I contribute these negative feelings I have of the backspace button to/from writing all those friggin papers in college and even my early academic years…I dunno if it was my era or area…whatever, theres all kinds of factors-scientifically and psychologically…thats another post for another time. Backspace is like Myspace sometimes……..can be very very bad…if not used appropriately.

My point is I was programmed to write MLA style for sooo long that I literally take too long to write because I get stuck reading and rewriting and moving and shaking all the sentences the goal is to achieve perfect…no thy PREFERRED structure. For those of you who are unable to interpret what I am saying - Im saying - I know how to do it right…writing that is…but sometimes I dont want to be right…and that doesnt make me wrong! So here it is on a broken glass sanded plate…not broken really just chipped around the edges…
Too much for you…you dont have to read this if you dont want to…but I dont know why you wouldn’t? ~rhetoric

My chipped writing plate - I am fascinated with creative writing/writers…it is not soo much the content…Im interested in…because we all got sumthin to say about the same old somethings and nothings and truthfully…I am feelin like I heard it all already. blah blah blah - (not everything…im referring to particular channels of communication - tv, media, news, credit card statments, speeches, commercials, spam, and sometimes people.(if ur reading this is not u)!

This is just my opinion…and if you made it down to this sentence then…you got to know this.

WHAT YOU JUST READ~THE STUFF UP THERE~IS EXACTLY THE CREATIVE WRITING I ENJOY

There is nothing right about any of it…but I do know that it is fun to write, fun to read(is for me hopefully yall too) -

**WARNING**
non-critical thinking is required when reading this post/blog. you may be required to THINK about the words as you read them…possible side effects/affects?(do u know which spelling goes here? i do - look it up here if u forgot and care)
They are: undetermined at this time

Slow Reading may occur………….

If you don’t like anything you have read here…then maybe comeback another day and read it again…

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IT IS THE SAME AS ASKING “SAMANTHA WHO?” YOU WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW AS LONG AS YOU KEEP ASKING…

but I get my everywhich way of you know…for example… how regular people think drugs like Myspace can be classifed sometimes in the genus group “mindus rapest” that

That is the question…by God…we need some answers here…for goodness sake. Good luck with that one…if this gal Samantha can’t remember who she is or was…does she really think she can find out by asking people what for there perceptionwhitchMuch like the character in abc’s new pilot “Samantha who?”, The trickyness of the “Samantha Who?” question is it is that the answers are all different because Samantha, by the grace of

THIS IS NOT DONE AT ALL!

MY FAVORITE WRITER TODAY IS CLYDE SINGLETON…HANDS DOWN…