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Oh where, oh where have are clients gone…oh where, oh where could they be?

Busy…

Here are some answers to the what and wheres of some of The 33King Network’s most exclusive clients aka the top bloggers!

Lance Dalgart - From what we know Dalgrat is somewhere in California engaged to the girl of his dreams…I don’t think they set a date yet, but when they do I hope I am invited. Rumor has it Lance has been working on the Skate Book project. The book is rad…still waiting on our copy. Check back to see where you can get your copy!

Solar Power Music- They are almost to bust to keep up with. I know she just opened for Ferry Corsten a few weeks ago and then there was tantra in Ybor…which we also missed. But the good news is that we have been invited to her next show in Tampa July 26, 2008 at Jackson’s somewhere in central Florida. So we will see you there…get the details here!

Westside Skate Shop- All I can say is it is what it is. And I say that with much respect. It has been a pleasure watching and being apart of the Westside familia…and long live the kings!

Rob Brink - Who is that? I have been asked that a few times following a compliment on my wardrobe. How do you adequately describe a person who does everything and is good at everything he does…one thing I know is that Mr. Brink is a hard worker with a passion for the industry and that is something exempt of hate which is rare in the SBindustreee. From one writer to another…this is a thanks for your support and the awesome product.

Kudos to all and all a good night!

Yahhh Yahhh Yahhh!

And the most valuable player award goes to Mr. Michael McNamee aka “McGuyver” of Lost Sheep Enterprises. I hereby declare you the MVP of the game. Your manifestation of consistent greatness and your drive for passion and success is rad. I hope ur behaving yourself in Georgia at the Monster Energy Supercross…don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…yahhh!

The new Team Hooters MX graphics are huge…no pun intended.

If you like these graphics you are gonna love the Bad Boy ones.

The best part - they are freshly available for purchase for the public.

Check em out at the Enjoy Online Store which we(the 33king network) proudly sponsor.

Tell them Madam Trixie sent you and he will throw in xtra stickers.

Now that’s “More than a mouthful”!

I can’t confirm the rumor that P. Diddy aka Puff Daddy is a Suzy Solar or a Trance fan…but If it is true he sure has good taste.

I wasn’t always a fan of trance, as a matter of fact…I hated it. My preference was Techno specifically girlie vocals…it was the trend in Tampa back in the day…what can I say…girlie vocals were fun to dance to.
I met Lil B and Suzy Solar of Solar Power Records approximately 7 years ago…and I must say it has been a pleasure knowing their acquaintance actually we are really good friends now. People wouldn’t guess that Suzy and I actually have alot in common…she is like 5′0 pink hair and me 5′9 dirty blonde…If you put us next to each other we look like Rob and Big.
I can remember crawling across Miss Suzy’s floor meowing like a kitty-kat and she followed or maybe she crawled first and I followed….I can’t remember…anyways the point is I get her and she gets me and few people get us. Maybe we are so polluted with fun it is hard to handle or maybe it is our ability to read peoples minds…who knows…we do.

So, rumor has it that P. Diddy is in to Solar Power’s music and style and a company named King Digital Media a partner or something of Puff will be introducing Suzy Solar ringtones…nice right…I think so.

So heres what I want to know…when is Mr. Diddy gonna invite Team Solar Power to a club for a good time and a taste of the Glamorous Life…huh…when?

I was soo excited when I heard the news and I am looking forward to Lil B and Suzy’s next project…

Are you one of those people who says stoopid stuff all the time? By stupid I am referring to #1-4 in the previous link…if u didn’t click on it I would suggest you do that now…
Well if you are you probably don’t know you are or you know you r and don’t care…
Let it be known that stoopid is not funny…funny is funny…like funny is not stupid.
For example Jackass 2 was repulsively funny.

A great example of something stoopid is (insert name here).

Here’s one method I have developed for personally dealing with stoopid people:
I write their names in my 1989 Websters New World Third Edition Dictionary under what ever adjective(such as STUPID) they may epitomize. Why? because:
it makes me feel better
writing it beats the heck out of verbalizing it
and one day my 1989 Websters dictionary will be history, something that will either be passed down from generation to generation or be sold at a yard sale for $33.00. But who knows and who really wants to think that far ahead…not me…I prefer to live in the NOW…thnx

I have found this method most satisfying…because I have learned that telling stoopid people they are stoopid is just STOOPID~

So the moral of the story is…
There are a manillion people in the world for which we communicate with a % of them daily…Those people either like u for who u really are or they don’t…and my theory is and I quote ” If you don’t like me then move on because there are a manillion other people for you to like”
It’s really that simple…it’s amazing!

So what makes a person stoopid? their intentions perhaps…I haven’t come to a concrete conclusion yet…but i will continue to use the scientific method on this…….HA

As far as I know noone stoopid reads my shit…but one can only wish..

For once someone please feel free to comment on here and tell me something you find stoopid!

now i have to find a picture of stoopid for this post…hahaha better hope its not you…see that’s funny!

“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.”
- Quentin Crisp

I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!

Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.

I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us

and um…

I will pick up on the rest later..

I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.

I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers

Does anyone know specifically what this document is? eh?

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Where in the world in Suzy Solar?

Tour Dates!!!!!!!!!!

• 09/16/2006 03:00 PMSuzy Solar will be performing at the “Earth Dance Festival” @ Powell Crosley Museum in Sarasota, FL - Confirmed
• 09/16/2006 03:00 PM - Suzy Solar live at the “Earth Dance Festival in Safety Harbor, FL *Suzy will play at this event early to make it for her set at the Sarasota venue. All ages are welcome!
• 09/20/2006 11:00 PM - Suzy Solar will be performing live at the Amphitheater in Ybor City, Tampa, Florida…”Tantra” is back again…This exclusive party requires a special dresscode of your sexiest lingerie and/or bedwear and is INVITE ONLY…to inquire about how to get invited email us! Photo gallery of past Tantra parties
• 10/08/2006 10:00 PM - Solar Power Music, Ferry Corsten Darude, and more performing live @ Vinoy Park in St. Petersburg, FL - “Sunset ‘06″
  Massive daytime event that will include Ferry Corsten, Rabbit In The Moon, Darude, Carl Cox, Baby Anne, Dj X, Dj Santana, & more info!!
• 02/24/2007 10:00 PM - “Kandyland 3″ @ Jonas Jenson, Seattle, WA (Suzy is 100% confirmed and contracted for this event.)

More headliners to be announced soon.

Suzy’s Myspace Tour Dates

So check this out…as your host I highly recommend that you drive at top speed and don’t forget to vote for Suzy Solar, Lil’ B, and Major EVERY MONTH at the DJMag - Top 100 DJ’s for 2006.
This is how we do it!
1. DJ Suzy Solar
2. DJ Lil’ B
3. DJ Major
4. Thomas Bronzwaer/ Arizona
5. Monk

So DJ BT played at Ampitheater in Ybor City Tampa Florida last night…heard the show was ok…

Can someone please tell me if the event that 93.3 flz is advertising is the Earthdance? Dates don’t match and 93.3 hasn’t updated their site on it?

Suzy Solar’s August 2006 Newsletter!

NEXT LIVE SHOWS:
Wednesday Aug 23rd, 2006
“Solar Power Sessions” on ETN
2pm EST - Trance Channel

I am excited to announce that Manny “The Sharkman” Puig is within our extended exclusive network. Manny and Mark “Xtreme Cameraman” Rackley have teamed up to bring you more adrenaline that you can even handle and it’s called “Ultimate Predator”. I am not exactly sure when or where the movie can be previewed…but when I find out I will surely let you know. I do know that the movie is being directed by Rick Kosick, who is a well know skateboard photographer and character from “Jackass”.

-”Adventure explodes at every turn in this never-before-seen collection of insane animal encounters. “The Shark Man” Manny Puig and camera operator Mark Rackley engage nature’s perfect killing machines: sharks, alligators, bears, venomous snakes, and more…if it’s dangerous, they want to find it, hold it, study it, and even ride it. Developing their own interaction techniques, Manny and Mark are world-renowned for their ability to get closer than anyone to the largest apex predators in the wild—and this footage proves it. Unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Featuring chilling and hilarious experiences retold by Jackass cast members Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius. This is your chance to ride shotgun with Manny into the world of the Ultimate Predators.” - Ultimate Predator Productions

Check out the Video Trailer

If the skateboard industry had a pledge of allegiance…Lupe Fiasco’s ballad “Kick, Push” would certainly be it. Love the beats, love the lyrics, love the video…This is a must see video! This tune is so great…

Where is Clyde Singleton?

“is everyone just figuring out kostons not on ES.. old news. old, old news. as a matter of fact, he was off before i was off zoo.. by the way- I DONT RIDE FOR ZOO YORK NO MORE. i still got my friends back, and i wish them the best moving forward. but IM NOT ON ZOO. BEEN A FREE AGENT FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS. WORKIN ON MINORITY REPORT, ITLL BE OUT IN MAY. ITS GONNA HAVE YOUR FAVORITE RAPPERS, FAVORITE RAPPERS, AND YOUR FAVORITE SKATERS, FAVORITE SKATERS. ITS KILLA SEASON….

oh yeah.. and i still write too, 5 mags now, KILLA SEASON!

and i still skate. been skatin over half my life. think im stoppin now?(insert 50cent laugh please)

just wanted to drop a few lines. i got kicked outta a bar for standing next to the bar(they said i “pushed someone”- i was sober…even the bouncers were confused) its cool tho.i dont need them, they need me, honestly, the owners bitch tried talkin to me, and the sleezy bitch rubbed me up. id be mad too. yeah right! M.O.B. yall know the rules. girls come and go. money changes every 50 yrs….

but please- no more koston talk, im not on ZOO, and the the Florida Gators will bring the trophy back to the gunshine state.. i got 5 on it Gorecki. out. mr. 904, yall know the name”
-Clyde Singleton Somewhere on Myspace
Hustle Mania

Rumor has it he will be in Tampa later this month…