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I kinda like the saying “You have Your Vices and I have Mine” - although I want to take credit for this aphorism or paradigm thingy…I truely cannot remember if I heard it somewhere or came up with it all by Mesylf!

Now just in case you aren’t familiar with Mr. Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain…He was the person who rode in and out on Haley’s Comet…and I’m not kidding.

I don’t have time now to delve into this as much as I would like…but here is what I heard about Mark or Sam: (I hope I get this right…if not then it sure makes for a good story)
Here are a few things that I found interesting about this…this amazingly accomplished man of men: The Time Line Will Blow Your Mind!
-He nvented garment straps
-He loved his whisky and cigars and managed to live to be a productive 74 yr old
-He is accredited with 3 patents one of which was Mark Twains Interactive Scrap Book and another was the memory builder game
-He was a fully liscensed pilot
-He tells good stories like and he “Tells it like it is”
-He had alot of money and went bankrupt In 1984 which resulted in failure of his printing firm and investments…
-He hung out on Jackass Hill with the frogs and Smiley
-The best part is he actually worked his ass off and paid all his Debt IN PULL…I wonder if his bank mismanaged his funds and fuked up his life and credit…Help
-I believe somewhere in there he had a mission to change the credit card policies cause it’s killing 80% of us

and um…

I will pick up on the rest later..

I think unicorns and miracles are the coolest.

I would stay and chat but I gotta go to Dr. Luda’s Release Therapy Session…so ttfn
and kudos to the following for steppin shit up… you really got people thinkin: in alpha order
Myself
Tupac
Ludacris - Count ur clix…brilliant!
Pharrell
Snoop
Young Joc
and the Show Stoppers

Does anyone know specifically what this document is? eh?

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I apologize for the picture quality, but regretfully I have to admit that we have lost our camera charger AGAIN…so until we order another Canon Camera charger…I will be taking shots with my Cingular 8125.

So the story goes-
I was standing in line at a local 7-eleven and this 711 was no joke…it was sooo busy…it was like the place to be. So lucky me gets there at shift change(10:00pm E.T-5) and I am like…the 6th or 7th person in line…and I was totally considering if ~I should stay or should I go?~
However annoying the situation may have been I found it quite entertaining…so I stayed.

The 2 guys at the check out were blatantly high on God’s weeds and made me giggle for the following reasons:
-It was 10:00 pm and they had sunglasses on(which is a characteristic of those whom reside in the sunshine state)
-Forgot to remember what gas pump # they were at(I woulda forgot too considering there were like 16 pumps)

The dude in front of me had 1 thing…the absolute worst thing to have in a line that long…can u guess what that item is? a bag of ICE…
As I stood in line for what was approximately 4-6 minutes, i proceeded to take on my Care Bear Character - Cheer Bear!
…So I am waiting patiently in line for my turn and enjoying the oppurtunity to peruse the shelves near checkout, meanwhile I have a pack of pink orbit gum, a perrier and some napkins in my hand and a 711 orange slurpy straw stuck in the right side my hat. Which as you can see, I can entertain myself…but sometimes it nice to share.
So I say the fellow holding the bag of ice…”You know you may have to exchange that bag for another by the time we get there” and I was serious, which made it even funnier.
He laughed and then that’s when I saw it…
Care Bears Bubble Toons Blue Rasberry Picture Gum by American Greetings and Flix Candy!!!!!
AMAZING or at least I thought so…it had me at hello…if you know what I mean?

Before I knew it I was lured by the Funshine and Share Bear and believe it or not…the gum is really good tasting and lasts…
Beware - there may be postive side effects

Sooooo BEARWARE! you know what I mean? beware…anyways

I may even order myself a 12 pack!

Part One Tribe Get a listen
Long Beach Records
Party Master Productions
Dunedin Martini Club
Lost

Be There or B Square!

Don’t get Lost…Get Google Directions to the Dunedin Martini Club

Do you ever feel like when your talking noone listens? Can anyone relate to this? I mean after awhile…it gets annoying…and I think ~why should I even talk is noone listens~ They may hear me…and you know what is the most annoying…when people try to finish your sentence or thought by process of interuption and insist that they KNOW.
Here’s my problem with that:
~HOW DO YOU KNOW WTF I AM SAYING IF I HAVEN’T HAD THE OPPURTUNITY TO SAY IT~
That’s amazing…Here is the question:
Do you really know what I am thinking? Really?
No, you don’t…you may think you do based on your accumalitive reasoning thought process or your perceptual experience of me.
As humans we have been blessed with the ability to consider and react which differentiates due to the fact that we all as individual souls, with individual thoughts as a byproduct of our experiences…so…simply stated ~what you think and your reality or perception of life experiences and your ability to interpret and remember is and always will be different…as it is now, was in the beginning, and ever shall be…

I am not sure that the world is ready for my paradigms
…so it is my secret until then…
…

“thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven” - GOD

~your kingdom(heaven aka eternal hapiness) will ultimatley come…when your shit is done(your life purpose fulfilled) on this earth…as you were once instructed in heaven.~

What does it take to get get “Thy Done”?
Humility
Confidence
Positive Influence

*My writings represent my beliefs, thoughts, therories from my personal experiences in ~my game of life~ and I don’t want to come off as preaching…
My blog is mine…and this is where I choose to write my thoughts…and “Thy will be done”

In my opinion the definition of the word “religion” is obsolete and widely misunderstood; furthermore, causing great wordly turmoil.

Hate to be the one to say it…but there will always be Good vs Evil…and thank God as of now…there is more good than evil…so there is hope!

I will let you in a little secret…there is this little thing called Karma that is capable of replacing revenge and even thou it takes a little longer to see(hence the term - patience is a virtue), it’s not as instantly gratifying as revenge…but overall…the resulting satisfaction of karma is much more satisfying…and the best part of karma is you didn’t handle it…someone else saw to it!

The Secret Word of The Day - (swotd) is Amazing
The descriptionist word “amazing” is an adjective…that means that your perception and my perception of “shit” that is “amazing” is coherently different. In laymens terms - What you think is amazing is not necessarily what I think is amazing.

No matter who you are or where you are from…one thing remains the same and that one thing is - We are decendants of the human species and the most important commonality among us is - we all live on this interthing aka a planet called “Earth“.

I guess what I am trying to say is don’t believe all the brouhaha you hear or see in the biased media and maybe start thinking for yourself…
A good friend shared an aphorism with me once. Her name is Linda K. and she once said to me “Girl, you gotta row your own boat, aint noone gonna row it for you.”

My advice to myself(and you) is: Try to remember how amazing you are and how amazing your Earth is!

Is this shit amazing or what?
Mouse Rides Frog in India Monsoon
Rainbow Caught on Fire
Cat Chases Bear Up Tree
Rare Rhinoceros Spotted in Borneo Jungle (Why is it spelled rhinceros and not rhinosaurus?)
Feline Sea God with Octopus like Tentacles
Baby Bats Babble Like Human Infants

Thanks to National Geographic

Tomorrow’s SWOTD is - descriptionist
One who describes

What is Sam-e?
Sam-e is short for S-adenosyl-L-methionine which is:
“SAM-e is an acronym for S-adenosyl-L-methionine, a natural compound found in every human cell and involved in over 35 biochemical processes in the body. Clinical research findings, as demonstrated in this Evidence Report summary, support SAM-e’s ability to relieve depression and osteoarthritis joint pain, as well as promoting liver health. SAM-e was officially introduced into the U.S. as a dietary supplement in 1998.”

Here’s Some articles relavant-
Government Report on Sam-e
SAM-e: Help Through Life’s Ups and Downs
Get a coupon

Sam-e SMILES
Depict Sam-e:
Interactive depiction of SMILES

Further Breakdown

“Stephen asks Janna Levin if being a theoretical physicist is like studying unicorn husbandry.”

Just when one starts to think for the manillionth billionth time…that tv and it’s current content has reached it’s ultimate suck…and what I mean by that is…I pretty much quit watching tv because it’s way to psuedo. Except of course for Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” - Monday night on the Travel Channel
Anyways, some instinct told me to flip to Comedy Central and I did…and what I saw inspired me to pick up my pen and take notes…and that was a first.
Mr. Colbert was interviewing Janna Levine -Professor of Physics and Astronomy at Barnard College of Columbia University-

Goes to show that it…as we know…has truly hit it’s all time…
Then…that would mean that we should change our expectations…expect spontaneity.

this post is incomplete…brb

You and I both know you can’t argue with Simon…and what Simon says is what goes! And no matter how cute Willy may be…Simon rules that roost!

Hope your weekend was as eventful as mine! As always, there are some highlights that are note worthy:
Frank planned the Dinner Party on Friday at Ciao Bella’s…coincidently the same place the Sherriffs DUI Checkpoint was set up in the parking lot…hahaha really funny..no really…it was!

The most frustrating part of the weekend would have to be our cell phone crashing on Friday at midnight while doing an operating system update and data suppport was on vaca…so, we were without a phone untill Wednesday…That Sucked!

Met some really cool people
and
Tell you the rest later when I have more time…

When You show to work at noon and both of your keyboards have been disabled and deranged by your co-workers. This prank is proven to produce great laughs and should only be attempted by those who can handle the revenge that may arise from this stunt.

I bet that took awhile to reassemble!

Where in the world in Suzy Solar?

Tour Dates!!!!!!!!!!

• 09/16/2006 03:00 PMSuzy Solar will be performing at the “Earth Dance Festival” @ Powell Crosley Museum in Sarasota, FL - Confirmed
• 09/16/2006 03:00 PM - Suzy Solar live at the “Earth Dance Festival in Safety Harbor, FL *Suzy will play at this event early to make it for her set at the Sarasota venue. All ages are welcome!
• 09/20/2006 11:00 PM - Suzy Solar will be performing live at the Amphitheater in Ybor City, Tampa, Florida…”Tantra” is back again…This exclusive party requires a special dresscode of your sexiest lingerie and/or bedwear and is INVITE ONLY…to inquire about how to get invited email us! Photo gallery of past Tantra parties
• 10/08/2006 10:00 PM - Solar Power Music, Ferry Corsten Darude, and more performing live @ Vinoy Park in St. Petersburg, FL - “Sunset ‘06″
  Massive daytime event that will include Ferry Corsten, Rabbit In The Moon, Darude, Carl Cox, Baby Anne, Dj X, Dj Santana, & more info!!
• 02/24/2007 10:00 PM - “Kandyland 3″ @ Jonas Jenson, Seattle, WA (Suzy is 100% confirmed and contracted for this event.)

More headliners to be announced soon.

Suzy’s Myspace Tour Dates