Our best friend and our best client has progressed to opening a new shop in Clearwater, Florida.

A good buddy of ours is back in the skateboarding industry running the marketing shit for Global Skateboards

Clinton and I are where we should be, somehow we landed in a neighborhood in downtown New port Richey, FL on the River. Our neighbors are the Cotee River Crew and all I can say about that is um…I am a professional and I can’t keep up with them.
My first weekend partying with the crew was soo fun and my behavior so inappropriate that I was sure I was in the running for the asshole of the week award.
Driving the atv golf cart through the mayors yard at 11pm wasted was a great start and apparently I made out with my neighbors wife…

what can I say…

Wow this was just posted on facebook! My senior trip Cancun 1998! Awesome!

That’s right…Junie Bug Brown is the new bitch of Floramar Terrace. She is 11 weeks old here, 2lbs 4oz, and she is straight outta the trailer park in Hudson, Florida. We almost named her T.T. short for trailer trash. When we arrived at the spot to check her out, a lady had her in a kennel in the back of her suv, which was parked in front of a trailer that was surrounded with a fence. Some lady was peeking thru the fence with 4 teeth, and in the back ground was a tent set up which was the extra bedroom of the trailer, or the kids play room…wow. I’m not sure what was the eyesore, the trailer with no windows, or the 7 big wheels on the patio. Who knew trailer trash could be so cute.

New Port Richey, Florida folks is a culmination of disfunktional. We have an elderly male bum about the age of 70 who strolls around town in pink girls sundresses with a hard hat on pushing a cart. WOW.

I don’t know the details on it all I know is that it’s a BBQ and John Montesi is grillin hotdogs. Rumor has it that Stevie Williams is supposed to be there…but noone seems to think he will show up!

The Boards are limited…

This is a shout out to our girl Ninny aka Nin-o, aka Ninny-Ca-puters. She was something else…I have seen some things in my day and experienced some things worth writing a book about, which I will, but in all my days I have never seen a little dog that had so much appreciation, peace, cute and character as she. Ninny was a rat terrier that we rescued when she was 9 years old, whom we just had to lay to rest due to cancer at the age of 13. As days pass by and time goes on, and life spews its backwash at you, remember this
“There is no time like your time and your time is now.” Sam
There are two theories of cognitive thinking that I adhere to:
Forward Thinking - Thought projection, prediction. The process of introducing what’s to come by means of interval thought.
Backward thinking - Thinking with your worry, the shoulda, woulda’s and coulda’s

Relative Communicatory Network of Thoughts
This is a theory that I came up with that has to do with the process of external and internal thought exchange thru all mediums that succeeds thru consciousness.

For example:
Have you ever came up with a really great idea or invention that you think is one of a kind. You know it’s so wonderful and no one has ever thought of it and if you acted on it you are really on to something big, and then a few months later you see it on a commercial segment on TMZ…?
Yeah, It WAS a good idea. Then you realize you weren’t the only one who thought about it, shit you may have been the 133rd person to get that idea and it’s not yours anymore. Then comes your backward thinking…I should have done that!

My point is those of us that have been blessed with the gift of cognitive thought aka empirical factual knowledge need to take a moment and take it all in because THIS IS IT.

And one day it will be gone…And when it is gone you will miss it, just never forget it, and be sure to learn from it.
RIP Ninny…

2 things you will need to know to be successful in life is -
- If you don’t know where you came from, you don’t know where your going
- Never judge a fellow until you put cognitive thought in their position

Have a Swell Labor Day

Yep yep, an event…so I have to beg to get the days off at work but it is worth it. Lil B’ is playing at 12am and Suzy is playing at 1am. Suzy said the party is under the skyway bridge and Tamp Rave Krew was hosting it…so we will see…sounds like fun.

I will do my best to be there…

Here’s some other people involved…
Meetup (whats up with the link name)
Surefire Flyers

and Kandiravedollz um…when your ready for a real website let me know the myspace link with the number ain’t gonna work.

Yeah…

Sammie B

They are finally done…My first pair of custom jeans. I have been talking about them for months but couldn’t decide what design or logo to put on them. After months of deliberation with myself, I committed to the colorful design you see above. The image on the right thigh is a painting of mine which I call “She” and the purple squiggle on my knee is my first logo that I made for myself 6 years ago, which is a reflection of how I see myself. It represents the roller coaster of life, the ups and downs… an analogy resembling the beats of the heart and symbolizing life itself…and everything beyond.

I would like to thank KB Unique for taking my concept and turning it into high fashion.

If you would like a pair of these exclusive Madam Trixie jeans I am accepting orders at this time and they will be made to order.

This is the beginning of a limited series of Madam Trixie Custom Jean Brand.

I will be introducing new designs with art featured by different renowned local artist….so stay posted and let me know what you think.

Contact me for info and orders
madamtrixie at gmail.com

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July 15, 2008

Berated with thought, we are all here
the days are long and the friends are dear.
Conversation is deep and the ashtray is full
by no means is the company dull.
Our tongues are covered with a layer of love…
Once in awhile…intervention from above.

Redundant can be the name of the game…
especially if you share your life of fame…

The lifestyle is hard, fun and unique…
and there is no training for the weak.

You are who you are and I am who I am…
No matter what…I am still sam.

There are a few things to remember of this life…

Right here, right now is Skateboarding and Strife.

Samantha Gerard Brown

Written …while sitting on my skateboard!

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