Madam Trixie as The Descriptionist

No Shame In The Game

Even though life is good, there is always those things that linger, those residual worries. For me it is the unknown things. That is is tho control freak in me. But it is what it is and the was’s are history and all we have is now. I have soo much going on in my life right now that it is worth blogging about.

Our best friend and our best client has progressed to opening a new shop in Clearwater, Florida.

A good buddy of ours is back in the skateboarding industry running the marketing shit for Global Skateboards

Clinton and I are where we should be, somehow we landed in a neighborhood in downtown New port Richey, FL on the River. Our neighbors are the Cotee River Crew and all I can say about that is um…I am a professional and I can’t keep up with them.
My first weekend partying with the crew was soo fun and my behavior so inappropriate that I was sure I was in the running for the asshole of the week award.
Driving the atv golf cart through the mayors yard at 11pm wasted was a great start and apparently I made out with my neighbors wife…

what can I say…

Cancun 1998 Senior Trip

Wow this was just posted on facebook! My senior trip Cancun 1998! Awesome!

Junie Bug Brown

That’s right…Junie Bug Brown is the new bitch of Floramar Terrace. She is 11 weeks old here, 2lbs 4oz, and she is straight outta the trailer park in Hudson, Florida. We almost named her T.T. short for trailer trash. When we arrived at the spot to check her out, a lady had her in a kennel in the back of her suv, which was parked in front of a trailer that was surrounded with a fence. Some lady was peeking thru the fence with 4 teeth, and in the back ground was a tent set up which was the extra bedroom of the trailer, or the kids play room…wow. I’m not sure what was the eyesore, the trailer with no windows, or the 7 big wheels on the patio. Who knew trailer trash could be so cute.

New Port Richey, Florida folks is a culmination of disfunktional. We have an elderly male bum about the age of 70 who strolls around town in pink girls sundresses with a hard hat on pushing a cart. WOW.

Westside Skateshop Kayo BBQ

I don’t know the details on it all I know is that it’s a BBQ and John Montesi is grillin hotdogs. Rumor has it that Stevie Williams is supposed to be there…but noone seems to think he will show up!

The Boards are limited…

Ninny and Cognitive Thinking

This is a shout out to our girl Ninny aka Nin-o, aka Ninny-Ca-puters. She was something else…I have seen some things in my day and experienced some things worth writing a book about, which I will, but in all my days I have never seen a little dog that had so much appreciation, peace, cute and character as she. Ninny was a rat terrier that we rescued when she was 9 years old, whom we just had to lay to rest due to cancer at the age of 13. As days pass by and time goes on, and life spews its backwash at you, remember this
“There is no time like your time and your time is now.” Sam
There are two theories of cognitive thinking that I adhere to:
Forward Thinking - Thought projection, prediction. The process of introducing what’s to come by means of interval thought.
Backward thinking - Thinking with your worry, the shoulda, woulda’s and coulda’s

Relative Communicatory Network of Thoughts
This is a theory that I came up with that has to do with the process of external and internal thought exchange thru all mediums that succeeds thru consciousness.

For example:
Have you ever came up with a really great idea or invention that you think is one of a kind. You know it’s so wonderful and no one has ever thought of it and if you acted on it you are really on to something big, and then a few months later you see it on a commercial segment on TMZ…?
Yeah, It WAS a good idea. Then you realize you weren’t the only one who thought about it, shit you may have been the 133rd person to get that idea and it’s not yours anymore. Then comes your backward thinking…I should have done that!

My point is those of us that have been blessed with the gift of cognitive thought aka empirical factual knowledge need to take a moment and take it all in because THIS IS IT.

And one day it will be gone…And when it is gone you will miss it, just never forget it, and be sure to learn from it.
RIP Ninny…

2 things you will need to know to be successful in life is -
- If you don’t know where you came from, you don’t know where your going
- Never judge a fellow until you put cognitive thought in their position

Have a Swell Labor Day